Guilt

There are legitimate reasons you are still going to daycare even though I have started my maternity leave.

Like, I need to clean the car. And install the baby car seat. And do laundry. And bring up your old clothes and crib from the garage. And get our lives ready for baby Ella.

There's no way I could do this AND stop you from eating lotion at the same time.

So you're at daycare.

Except this is wht I've really been doing: drinking mini cans of Coke, eating Pirate's Booty and watching hours and hours of "Project Runway" reruns.

Please don't hate me.