23

You are now 23 months.
What this means is I have just one more month to use the expression: I have two babies under age 2.

I say this a lot.

Like if I was too lazy to put on any makeup? It's because I have two babies under age 2.
And when the evil woman from across the street yelled at us for being renters and lecturing us that leaving our garbage can on the street is decreasing the net worth of our "desirable neighborhood?" Well, lady, I've got two babies under age 2.

But in July, that's it. You will be two and I'll be on my own.

So, if my postings are sparse this month, please forgive me. I'm just milking this pity as long as I can before it crosses the line over to pathetic. . .