An unlikely ending

"I want some ice cream, please."

"We don't have any ice cream, Marina."

"YES. ICE. CREAM."

"We don't have any."

"I'M LEAVING!!!"

(opens door and walks, arms flailing, to the car.)

"I want to GO!!"

"Uh . . . No. We're not going anywhere."

"I WANT TO DRIVE! I'M LEAVING. I WANT TO DRIVE!"

"You can't drive. Driving is for Mommies."

"NO. DRIVING IS NOT FOR MOMMIES. IT'S FOR ME."

"It's for Mommies. HEY! How about a cucumber??"

"A pickle?? OKAY!!"

Problem solved! Healthily!